Don't want friend you all d *HNG!*
:P
I'm just gonna be really random with this post (like I always am) cause I have lots of storiessssss!! I hope I don't put anyone to sleep, haha! There's pictures in this post as well, I'm typing this while editing the pictures :P
My BFF reached Penang last night and asked me out for a drink. I was like "Do you know that I can't go drink anymore ar? My mum's been texting me a lot recently and asking me where I am and what I'm doing" -.- He was like, "Let you mum see me, then can d one lah, cause I look like an innocent boy" ... wtf
Anyways, he asked two of his friends as well, we ended up at Straits Quay's Berlin, and they freakin' ordered Jack Daniel's, DAFUQ?! I told them I can't drink, cause number 1, I don't wanna get tipsy, number two, I'm broke (I seriously am, my last 50 bucks was gone last night itself) and number 3, it's that time of the month.
They refused to listen to me, so I was like "The reason I'm not drinking is cause its the time of the month" and one of them was like "wtf too much info" .. well you asked for it, HAHAHHA! They did forced me to down 2 glasses. I felt a lil high d, so I ordered two glasses of water to dilute the alcohol in my stomach. Bear in mind that I didn't eat anything since 2pm yesterday.
Actually that wasn't the main story, then the "wtf too much info" guy was like
Him: So you know how to speak mandarin?
Me: Yea, my ex is chinese educated. Why? I thought you're a banana?
Him: Did I ever say I'm a banana? I am english educated but I do know how to speak Mandarin.
Me: Oh, okay.
Him: Let me test you on your mandarin.
*I was thinking dafuq lil' kid ... I spoke Mandarin for like 5 years, I learn Mandarin since I was 16 years old, I can read, type and speak mandarin quite fluently although not as good as the Chinese educated and here you are, trying to "test" me -.-*
He proceed to talk to me in Mandarin ... He can't even speak a proper sentence using Mandarin, and it is accompanied with a very thick English accent, Dafuq?! And here he is trying to "test" my mandarin, HAHAHAHHAAH! The joke of the century, man!!
I replied to him in Mandarin and he was like ... awkward smile.
Bro, there are a few things you don't test me on. First off, my English, second, my Mandarin, and thirdly, my ability to sing. I may not be professional or expert in any of it, but if you're *phuah thang sai* (it's hokkien and it literally translate to "half bucket of shit", HAHAHA!) don't come and test me lah, sia suey only.
Haha! I have nothing against him, but he's really ... I don't even have words to describe that dude.
I got home like 4am, and woke up at about 9.50am. Took shower like usual, clean and re-organised my room and sit down with my family to have reunion lunch.
I continued cleaning my room, and right before I sat down here and blog about my day, I actually went down the carpark and clean my car!! ^^
Anyways, here's the pictures I took today
Reunion lunch. It's always a simple lunch with my parents and lil sister. We don't like to go all crazy with reunion lunch during CNY. My dad actually cooked all these, well except for the chicken wings, that the only thing my mum ordered from her friend.
Organising and cleaning my drawers.
This is still one of my favourite handbag. I got it from Sportsgirl for about 35AUD. It was on the bargain bin. So yay for that! Haha!
Some hand cream that I found in my drawer. My ex actually gave me 3 hand cream to choose from when I was in Melbourne, and I chose this, I think she like this one as well -.-
I found a book. It was a present from ... yep, you've guessed it. My ex. I've read a few random pages from this book, I haven't finish it up yet.
I actually have a list on my iPhone on things I wanna blog about, but let me just fill my tummy first before I continue typing another post ... which would probably be up by tonight, or maybe tomorrow.
I know everyone is preparing for reunion dinner now, I hope ya'll have a wonderful time with your family and love ones :) *big hugs* Happy Chinese New Year, guys!
Please let me know if I should move to that blog? Puhweez :'(
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